Yahya Altaf

Assalamu-alikum
Height of Memory Loss..

A boy open his tiffin box on the road side to see.
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Whether he is expiry to school
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coming from school: P; D
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A man met with an chance in his stark naked BMW
When police arrived.... he cries and said .......Officer my new BMW: #
Officer said: your materialistic nature and ur money encounter made u sick and soooo blinded......... u even didnt spy that ur left arm has been cut off in accident.....
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then(prenominal) he looks at his left arm and yells
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OH GOD !!
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My....,.....ROLEX.....,.. :o :0 :0
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Interesting Observation!

Letters A, B, C & D
Do non show up Anywhere in the Spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter D comes for the beginning(a) sequence in Hundred)

Letters A, B, & C
Do Not Appear Anywhere in the Spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter A comes for the First Time in Thousand)

Letters B & C
Do Not Appear Anywhere in the Spellings of
1 to 999,999,999
(Letter B comes for the First Time in Billion)

And
Letter C Do Not Appear Anywhere in the Spellings of Entire English Counting
C Appears First Time in Crore !!

chaste: Everyone has to wait for his turn
THINK OF IT ;) . .





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Why People say commit you when you sneeze?

-because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

Strange however true :)
Sense of responsibility...
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A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide.

Librarian looks him and says. . .
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Who will Return the script back !! :P :D
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Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham capital of Nebraska was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
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Student: he was 10 yrs darkened !!!!
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A soft nature of a person does
not mean he is weak
Remember:
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